Because

CHORUS
for the reason that: due to the fact that:
The boy was absent because he was ill
for the reason that: due to the fact that:
The boy was absent because he was ill
repeat 2x

VERSE 1
Yes I am ill. Tell me can you feel
the lyrics that I'm spittin? At least you will until
I finally repent for messages I've sent,
But won't be right now, my brain is absent.

So don't put me in check. Man just break yo neck.
No need to protest. I know I'm not the best.
So just show respect, and never neglect
the urge to shake your booty whether you're a cutie or roughneck.

And don't look for the reason that winter is the season
for baby making, fortune staking, and OH YEAH the cheating.
And also the beating. I never knew the reason
of mommy's suffering and my daddy's lack of feeling.

It's just the way life goes: Daddy's throwing blows,
mommy's crying woes. Still hearing them echo.
But that's another show, can't have too much exposed,
like walking round the house wearing mommy's pantyhose.

CHORUS
for the reason that: due to the fact that:
The boy was absent because he was ill
for the reason that: due to the fact that:
The boy was absent because he was ill
repeat 2x

VERSE 2
Moved out of mommy's house. It just was time to bounce.
Okay, she kicked me out. She didn't have to shout.
Didn't have no where to go, and watching G.I. Joe
inspired me to be a soldier, you know like Rambo.

So I enlisted, but had the whole thing twisted.
It wasn't how I envisioned it, so I up and quit it.
Okay they kicked me out for running my big mouth,
For airing fellow warring buddies' dirty laundry out,

And acting like a saint, that shit I clearly ain't.
But I was set up ya'll, didn't have no time to thank.
So I peed in the cup. Like that my time was up.
I went to see my girl, but she was getting fucked.

The world as I knew it, was over cause I blew it.
Didn't know what I was doing in bed, so she was screwing him.
Fuck the whole world, and every single girl.
Like Eminem had said, you make me fucking earl.

CHORUS
for the reason that: due to the fact that:
The boy was absent because he was ill
for the reason that: due to the fact that:
The boy was absent because he was ill
repeat 2x